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Thursday, July 15, 2004

Do I Sound Like A Singing Robot?

This is funny because my friend is a robot bartender...
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A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A fellow came in for a drink, and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, '150.'

So the robot proceeded to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on. The man listened intently, and thought 'This is really cool.'

The man decided to test the robot. He walked out of the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, '100.'

So the robot started talking about football, baseball, movies, and so on. The man thought to himself, 'Wow, this is amazing.'

The man went out, and came back a third time. As before, the robot asked, "What's your IQ?" This time the man replied, '50.'

The robot then asked, "So, are you gonna vote for Bush again?"

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